I’m making a text post from fucking Camp Lakwood.
Booyah.
ElkI don’t even care if you care,
Chel from Road To El Dorado was responsible for so much childhood confusion for me.
I couldn’t resist those impossibly disproportionate hips.
"hey ur girlfriend is hot."
I reckon she averages about 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, but I suppose this is a compliment of sorts.
She is a very attractive woman, yes.
I want it to be a thing:
I think it’d be rad.
Whenever you’re in a situation when you can say “Dude, stop being an asshole”
You could instead say “Dude, stop breaking the first rule”
The first rule referring to the first rule of Being a Human being. Which is, of course, “Don’t Be An Asshole”.
And I think it’d be totally breaking the first rule if you didn’t make this a thing for me.
please
Don’t Break The First Rule.
complacent-solipsism replied to your post: Are you going to “The Beatles: The Lost Concert” movie premier in a few weeks?
its a spam message everyone gets
The system is fighting back against me again, man. They know my blog now. All hope is lost.
"Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?"
I actually sasw a trailer for this interesting film yesterday when seeing “The Avengers” with my Brother and Dad (Amazing film).
It does seem interesting, and I might just as well see it.
But what perplexes me more is why someone cares enough about whether or not I will be seeing this film. And also, why they felt that going Anonymous was necessary.
He never said a word, so he’ll forever remain—
The Most Mysterious Man In The World.
Men’s Fashion: Doing it so fucking right.
Sapologie
Ya see, this is what Men’s fashion needs more of.
Is a little vibrance so much to ask for? I’m tired of going to a suit shop to find nothing but shades of Grey, Tan, and Navy Blue.
These men here, they know how to dress.
Seriously, I would love to have the person who runs it’s life.
Steve Jobs and a Song
Of all of Hank’s songs, I would say this is my favorite. Not really sure why.
It might be that I love how simple it is. Just a repeating track using the vocalist’s voice, nothing too fancy. And even with this basic repeating pattern, Hank manages to give it such a voice. He creates refrain and reverse out of what is essentially nothing. And it’s beautiful to me.
It also might be the message of the lyrics themselves. The song is about (as Hank explains) not being special. It embraces the averageness of the typical person, but shows the awesomeness that can be created when so many average people work together to create something extraordinary. Often times we forget that we belong to one of the largest organizations on earth, Humanity. And when humanity works together, we have the power to do almost anything.
It really is an amazing song. And many Nerdfighters don’t even consider it one of Hank’s songs, but it’s meant a hell of a lot to me.
Do you ever wonder,
What if one day, you die.
And to your surprise (or not), you find yourself coming to some sort of afterlife. You get there, and it is a big, open room.
There are no walls, no ceiling, but everything is a shade of pale blue. And a Man comes up to you and says, “Hello”. He is an average looking man. Not too Masculine, Not too Feminine. Not to short, nor tall, nor fat or thin, just a man. He is wearing a Pale blue suit that matches the everything.
“Are you God?” you wonder.
“No, I’m Steve.”
“You’re Steve?
“Yes, I’m Steve.”
“… did you create the universe?” You ask.
“Yes.” he replies.
“So you are God.”
“No, I’m not God. I’m Steve. Yes, I did create the universe, but I am not God. Nor am I Buddah, Allah, Krishna, or any of the like. I’m just Steve.
I really have no Idea where you people are getting these things from. I’ve never made contact with the world I created. I just sit here and watch. I’ve created no rules, no laws, no rights nor any wrongs. I’m just Steve.”
“Oh… what happens now?”
“Nachos, mostly.”
Fin.
Okay look, the point I’m trying to make is can you imagine an afterlife that holds a creator unlike any human comprehension? What if every religion, every belief, was wrong, and the real answers are things we could never even fathom as human beings.
And the real creator of life is just an average man in a pale blue suit named Steve. He had no motives, no desires, no reason to do it. He just did. And then there was us.
fibermuffin replied to your post: Can I just say,
Sorry, but mine is yup sorry.
Okay well listen, I respect your opinion and everything but you’re wrong so yeah yup sorry.
